saree , soaps and stars !!!! ( part two )

Back by popular demand 

Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can 
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand 
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? .............
                                                          - eminem


i decided to start  the second part of this with eminem's lines because of 2 reasons. 
no.1 - out of content
no.2 - forced to write ( so i am back by popular demand ) 
n0.3 - no topic as usual :)
( yup i give one extra as a free gift )n
so after the the actress, location , cries and soud effects ... how can one forget something known as the time period !!!
i mean c'mon man... u take ur story a thousand yrs forward and all you get are a pair of glasses and only a streak of grey hair??  
u sleep with ur saree on with all the make up and jewellery ?? why , do you have to go for a picnic in ur dreamzzzzz!! ??
why does every hero in the story have to be a business man?? with gr8 companies??? and why does the biggest fraud always have to be ur best friend?? 
i sometimes feel how can ppl stand the same cry of tulsi , parvati, maheshwari, jamnawati and wat all names !!same story, based on love , fight and SAAS BAHU stuff!!
even the comedy shows , why , is comedy always attached to vulgar stuff?? look in ur life u have all the treasure there to laugh n be happy !!!
commercials 
 some commercials for eg make me laugh:


have you ever wondered in every antiseptic soap ad : 
there are two school children one of them will fall ill or on the ground , the other child's mum is always a doctor n will be wiser than the other mum!!
also one of the brands has green clothes always, why wen ppl use ur product they get this sudden addiction to green color? m not buying it !!!


also isn't it stupid that wen it comes for doing something fr the family.. all of it.. there is a hue n cry in this wrld ...but u can still do kuch bhi for a candyman!
or fr that matter one guy jumps of  a cliff just because his girl throws the bottle of a soft drink ( thmbs up) in a valley and he has to follow it ?? yes , do taste the thunder like a fool, when the container has one extra bottle kept! in it !! so the conclusion is ??? u become insane wen u drink it and lose rationality ?? haha
thats it ...


cant critisize more !!! i hav to answer my soul :P:P:P