!!! college !!!

college !! well yeah...

A few months back when college was only an experience to see in  movies to now being a reality is something to look forward to !

A completely new experience ! An ultimate mixture of freedom and fear. ( to the readers who raise their threaded/ not threaded eyebrows to the max heights , fear here is only of shortage of attendance , submission of assignments and horrible internals , had one today..n i seriously don't want the result! ).
COLLEGE will be fascinating to every one who has read our school diary! seriously !

this brochure might interest u...

                                ~~~~   du tours and travelers ~~~~~
college is a desired destination for most of the students who are at school !! school children have been longing fr such a trip since they got there admission done!! du tours and travelers offrs u with unique specifications that will delite ur trip to college , also known as heaven on earth !! WE at du tours and travels ensure u get the best three yrears of ur life ::)

THE SALIENT FeATURES ARE :

1. On the first day u will be asked to come for an orientation !! which will be according to ur accommodation . These vary from the place u stay at. Some could have  cultural shows to some threatening u to death !

2. Semester System : we will show we are concerned. We will come talk to the board and leave...!! it is completely ur choice to study or not..latter one preferred! we will barge u with four jumbo sized books of something u will never be aware of.~! ul find it all Chinese !!wudnt that jus be great ..

3. SOme of them will give u full attendance !! come according to ur needs !
$. WEar what u want. at ur own risk.. we shall not be responsible fr the same . we think u r now old enough to take ur decisions !!
4. u will have loads of 'aankhmicholeees ' with ur seniors !! u r allowed to wink at ur own risk !
we shall not be held responsible!
5, roam around attend whichever class u want !! go sit in the canteen!! have a gala time...also relax at the campus if u wish..

6.CELLPHONES /all other gadgets ! ALLOWED ALLOWED ALLOWED !!

7. u can look fr ppl like u in class. since every one is new .. so doing friendship will never be a problem. dont be late , otherwise no one will entertain u as private stuff will only be shared on frst come frst serve

8. GIRLSS SPECIALLY ! u can do all ur make up... set Guinness record for growing longest nails ! no issue..
9. BOYS ! no comppulsion of short hair..go become RAPUNZELs !! all allowed

10. although this is asia's best place to be. but we r working on infrastructure still... oh sorry we have given up! just pray during an ongoing earthquake that ur college is safe!!

and many more awesome things in ur way to come...




also a special freshers party will be organized fr you .. sorry if we get late and u do not remain fresh anymore..

accommodations : according to our CUT- off package!!
pls dont wish for the sri ram hotel or venky hotel it might jus bankrupt u !!!
see you soon
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   du tours and travelers ~~~~~~~~~    :D

* valid to most colleges , content gathered. not a specific college :P